May 2012
1 post
2 tags
May 17th
143 notes
March 2012
2 posts
1 tag
“Dead Man’s Bread”
Mar 18th
2 tags
Mar 8th
2,850 notes
January 2012
2 posts
1 tag
"The Smothered Verbs"
- credit: Koko
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
1,847 notes
October 2011
1 post
1 tag
"Gay Lightning" would be a good name for a band. →
Oct 13th
19 notes
September 2011
2 posts
1 tag
Sep 22nd
1 tag
Sep 17th
1 note
August 2011
3 posts
1 tag
"Zombie Cat Wrangler"
Aug 22nd
2 notes
1 tag
Aug 18th
102 notes
"Banana-hiding weasels" →
Aug 7th
July 2011
4 posts
1 tag
"The Hundredth monkey effect" →
Jul 22nd
1 tag
Jul 13th
34 notes
1 tag
"Fiddles 'n Shit"
Courtesy J Varroom.
Jul 4th
1 tag
Jul 1st
June 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Jun 29th
294 notes
1 tag
Worldwide Asparagus Production Map →
Jun 21st
1 tag
“Bland Sensations”
Jun 5th
Jun 3rd
"The Swedish Beaver Invasion" →
Jun 1st
May 2011
6 posts
2 tags
“Exploding Melons”.”
– (via)
May 18th
1 tag
"BECAUSE EVERYONE I KNOW IS SKINNY AND PREGNANT!"...
m: but the two don't really go together
e: which is why everyone i know sucks
m: but that doesn't make sen....
e: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE PROBABLY SKINNY AND PREGNANT TOO, ASSHOLE.
May 14th
5 notes
"Unstoppable Juggleknob" →
(via vulture)
May 13th
1 tag
“It’s like fisking the Beano.”
– Inscrutable combination of words I just came across in a story analyzing the world’s (totally justified) fascination with Pippa Middleton’s arse. (via marklisanti)
May 12th
4 notes
1 tag
May 6th
"Passover Coke" →
May 4th
April 2011
3 posts
Apr 29th
1 tag
Apr 16th
1 note
Apr 9th
853 notes
March 2011
1 post
Mar 1st
February 2011
1 post
Feb 4th
January 2011
1 post
Jan 31st
231 notes
September 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Sep 30th
1,412 notes
Sep 19th
115 notes
August 2010
2 posts
“Modern-day squat evangelists”
– Slate article on crapping bathroom posture
Aug 27th
"I can tell by your guttural moan...
E: ...that you're not enjoying folding those socks.
M: Oooh! Guttural Moan. That's a good name.
E: For a band?
M: For our first kid.
E: Spontaneously barren.
For that matter, also "Spöntäneöusly Bärren".
Aug 3rd
July 2010
1 post
"The Texas Tar Balls" →
Jul 6th
February 2010
1 post
“The Chewing Dead”
– Neatorama
Feb 20th
November 2009
1 post
Over Macho Grande
12:00 PM Matt: this is a fantastic supercut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-vjbuodBEU 12:01 PM me: no youtube for me LOCKDOWN! Matt: aaaah booooo me: i know, right? Matt: it’s 2 minutes of harrison ford in every movie saying “my wife” or “my family” me: oh i saw that hilarious Matt: lols good stuff me: and it’s like he’s the same character in all of...
Nov 4th