Black Metrosexual Abe Lincoln

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theclearlydope:

Dibs on this for my band name.

- credit: Koko

“Spicy Ass Bitch”.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Taking my girlfriend’s truck to get an oil change.

“Ridiculous Pump”

(side note: i got a sample of this at GNC today and cannot wait to try it to see if the pump is, indeed, ridiculous.)

The Smoking Babies of Indonesia

(via jezebel)

“Booty Sweat”.

theclearlydope:

In a related note I heard a smooth r&b jam the other night with the lyric “Girl, I’m gonna lay you down in the sweat.” I asked my girlfriend if she wanted me to lay her down in the sweat and I was told to “no” and to keep washing the dishes.

cajunboy:

alexblagg:

spiegelman:

Somehow this happened.

Guys, the Bajillion Hits room is all Horsecore, all day. If you love horse-related songs, this is the spot.

What the hell happened? Turntable.fm isn’t working for me anymore. I keep getting “can’t connect” messages. That was so fucking fun. HORSECORE 4-EVA!!!

“HORSECORE 4-EVA!!!”, a horsecore tribute band, obvs.

Courtesy J Varroom.

“Vagina Magic”, courtesy of redditors heapsgood and runamok.